The Science of Lauralogy

What is a Lauralogist?

Good question, and I’m glad you asked. A Lauralogist, in obviously, the most scientific of terms, just happens to be one who studies Laura. Theoretically, this could be any Laura; however, in the case of this study (and well since the term’s inception), the term applies only to one Laura.

What are some focuses of Lauralogy?

Again, good question. An expert (for example me) in Lauralogy will study and present Laura in all realms of life, including, but not limited to, the noted obsession with pop culture, alt-country and rap, sweets, and cleanliness. Occasionally, one may delve into a study of life’s finer offerings, such as a good Lifetime movie or maybe the current issue of Latina. A sign of a thorough Lauralogist is an almost ADD-like focus on everything in the world.

Who is the main focus of Lauralogy?

In this case of this Lauralogist, the focus of study is Laura West. One girl of just 22 years old. Originally from Oregon, uprooted to Missouri, only to return to her homeland for study in a prestigious liberal arts school whose name shall not be mentioned. She spends her time avoiding the completion of necessary elements of her degree and watching TV on the internet. As determined by her, the focus varies on a day-by-day basis, although a trend of music/movie/bitchy posts can definitely be seen.